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Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully
devilishdisruptive, Elon.
Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?
Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight
How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series
that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today
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