Fortunately I hate everyone equally

Ok, that’s gold. Thank you

You soiled the joke!

But they aren’t repairable now because you keep setting your fucking wrenches on top of them

Thanks for the write up!

Wait, this game finally has linux support? I’ve been waiting so long.

Calm down satan

I disagree.

Hmmmmm you sould like a rightoid 🧐🤔 /s

I call that an average Saturday night

Make every car moan when you start it

Yeah “Culture and our people” would fit better here

Probably pasta

Wow, at least buy it dinner first

Potheads are some of the most ingenious people.

Beautiful!

We have more in common than everyone wants to believe.

But of course that doesn’t make headlines.

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

The forbidden organic airbag.

I got through it by setting one alarm on my phone, moving my phone out of arms reach (across the room), and setting the volume on high. It was very annoying but it worked.