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And it turns out she was lying or possibly severely misremembering her childhood. She didn’t grow up in poverty. Oprah sucks, she gave us Drs Phil and Oz.

Is that your Dr Worm? How does someone OD on antidepressants?

No chance. The capitalists will buy everything up on the cheap, then buy the parts of the government that become privatized (or just have them granted to them because they’re rich, and therefore smart and good). They will become uber oligarchs.

Perhaps if you mean destroy capitalism to go back to feudalism.

He looks good in red.

So being in the early prime years of your life for dating, you shaved your entire body except the area that’s considered considerate for your partner?

You fucking know it man. Deep in your heart you know it. The thing is, it doesn’t matter.

I used to manage a pizza place and we paid minimum wage. When I started there I made $6 something/hour. Years later we were taking applications through an online portal and it claimed we offered competitive wages. Minimum wage was 7.25 by then and that’s what we paid.

I asked my district supervisor how he could use that language. He told me it is competitive, everywhere else also pays minimum wage.

I’m curious. Are you saying neanderthal didn’t exist, or was just homo sapiens? Or did you mean in the context of mitochondrial Eve?

I do enjoy yoga.

You really gotta eat the leafy above ground part of the carrot. That’s what cures mental illness and addiction.

This is going to sound completely fucked up but I’m going to say it anyway. I told my psychiatrist this and she looked disgusted. Anyway- I feel like I’m too smart for therapy to work.

Fill them out for friends and family! All you need is their signature then drop a stack into a USPS dropbox.

He’s talking about signing up for the guy’s mailing list or whatever at the second link. I’m only going to do that FOIA request. I’m going to fill them out for my friends to sign and I’ll mail them. It’s totally legal to do this, as long as they sign. I would put them in a mail dropbox if you have more than one though just to be safe.

They are, however, owned by the people who own the government that is repressive and discriminatory to people like yourself.

It’s all fair though, fuck Nazi Saudi and Nazi USA.

Don’t pay for it, just put it up. A few basic tools and a hi vis vest and you can do anything you want. Ladder where appropriate.

What if I told you they make baby carrots by cutting down regular carrots? Yeah your world just turned upside down baby.

It’s amazing that Dr Worm isn’t even the worst person in power right now. He’s in like 5th place

An actual worm?

I deleted the deepseek app, you’re gonna have to ask.

So first off it spoke like a generic fantasy character with neighing here and there, I didn’t think centaurs neighed given that they have a human mouth but whatever. It said it’s just like horse sex but there’s extra intimacy because of the human torsos. It also said something about the “power and wisdom of Mars”.

I used it once. Told it to pretend to be a centaur from Mars and explain how centaur sex works. Pretty fucking funny, but yeah it was a one-off.