I like my soup really hot and really wet.
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Name them? Like in the never ending story?
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todayto
World News@lemmy.world•German army chief says contact with US military cut off by PentagonEnglish
1·2 days agoAfter reading your comments, you sound like an angry ass.
Im having way more fun here than you.
Fart from pooter. Queef from cooter. Then assume that force will trigger a sneeze like propellant from each orifice. Good luck not coming after that.
Can I get a match check on my working equation?
(Fart + queef )((biologicalfill% * propulsion constant))
U wish that was a fart
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News@lemmy.world•Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.
1·2 days agoSocialogically many Fenale trends start/come from the preteen age base. Its targeted purposefully.
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World News@lemmy.world•German army chief says contact with US military cut off by PentagonEnglish
1·2 days agoWhatever I want. This app is for entertainment and this conversation doesn’t matter.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todayto
News@lemmy.world•Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.
2·2 days agoLol, I should watch more fiddler.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todayto
World News@lemmy.world•German army chief says contact with US military cut off by PentagonEnglish
1·2 days agoHe talks to zelensky all this time and wants to fuck him in front of the world.
But ill nod your point has a wee bit of merrit.
But im the peanut gallery, im not in the decision making circle…or I would make germans take more showers.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todayto
News@lemmy.world•Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.
3·2 days agoIn theory, fuck yes.
In practice, Parents participation made it this bad. While Corporations made it epidemically worse and normalized this shit.
But im not in the decision making circle on this, so feel free to ignore me.
lose some weight, and you’ll fit in
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News@lemmy.world•Australia is banning social media for kids under 16.
10·2 days agoI know it’s not perfect and everyone here is losing their mind, but getting kids off of social media until they’re more adultish is good parenting.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account
3·2 days agoI’m relevant.
Jerboa is better, but still a lot of echo chambers.
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World News@lemmy.world•German army chief says contact with US military cut off by PentagonEnglish
2·2 days agoShut up, Germany. Stop pretending you’re important and take a shower…or we’ll take more of your land for breathing room.
I mean, seriously, why would you want to talk to trump more?
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensEnglish
1·2 days agoAh, they are there to shoot the black kids in self defense?
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensEnglish
14·2 days agoPropaganda here boys…no way cops would enter a school under attack as shown in photo.
They just tape it off and hang out normally.
I’ve since made up w my sister. That is all
Nomorereddit@lemmy.todayto
Technology@lemmy.world•Samsung reveals first tri-fold phoneEnglish
2·4 days agoYawn. Samsung can have more money and attention from me when theyhave something i want. Give it 5 years.
A few ideas: A) projector! They are like $99 on Amazon now, put in phone. B) and app that pairs w Google glasses to count calories and nutrition of everything I eat all day. C) faraday cage setting D) no bloatware C) idk, im content… anyone else have ideas?




Gets better as you age and your dick doesnt run your life.