Sounds like a good law. The comments on the article are absolutely unhinged.

Correct. “Too much” implies that it’s physically impossible to hold, otherwise it wouldn’t be too much. You’ll know it’s too much when you can’t hold it.

Capitalism benefits from homelessness because it scares people into spending their lives at their shitty jobs, making their bosses rich. Most countries with homeless populations want to keep it that way.

Is this AI? Where else would someone find a single file grocery store isle?

… what are we supposed to fucking do? I can stop eating meat but it’s not like I can stop eating altogether. Am I just going to get food poisoning a few times over the course of this nightmare administration? Do I have to wait 4 fucking years to enjoy eating without worrying about getting sick?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

It’s amazing how goofy it looks at every stage until the last one and then boom elegant as fuck.

I hope this applies to their economic system and not just the Chinese government. Maybe this will make a dent in the “socialism is bad, somehow” mindset that so many Americans inexplicably have. Trump pushing us towards more socialist policies is exactly the kind of hilarious silver lining that I’ve been hoping for.

No, we would only have different candidates in federal elections if left leaning people actually voted. They don’t.

They only made the commitment to appease the political climate and earn points with the public. It’s important to keep us distracted from all the corporate bullshit. They’re just doing it again now that there’s a new climate.

I’m guessing that the military as a whole has the same political leanings as the general population, with the majority being left leaning centrists and they will stand by the oath they took never to attack the American people.

Fingers fucking crossed.

That single letter “a” being italicized is making my eye twitch.

I hope the r/evilautism sub makes it to Lemmy. That one was always my favorite before my IP ban. It makes sense that autistic people would be more likely to receive Reddit bans than a neurotypical user, as we’re statistically left leaning and don’t really have filters. And we hate Musk.

It’s funny that you mentioned this, because the crappy website is one of the things that sold me on it. It reminds me of the old internet.

It’s also surprisingly affordable, I got a 3 year subscription for something like $60. I was during a sale.

AirVPN (Eddie) has port forwarding. The interface isn’t very appealing and their website is meh, but it works and I got a great deal on a 3 year subscription.

It also made quite a contribution towards me meeting my daily giggle quota.

“Slightly less than the six year term sought by prosecutors”

Fucking slightly? A 32 month reduction in sentence is slight? That’s almost a 50% reduction.

Am I witnessing a red circle that actually ADDS to the meme? It’s like seeing a fucking unicorn.

Well I’m autistic so I miss like half the shit normies try to convey. Maybe we’re not as small of a minority as I had previously thought…

My brain is aware that this is a real tweet, but it still hasn’t completely registered yet. This is utterly insane.

Poor people are fucking sick of hearing this shit. Especially as an unfortunate resident of the USA. I get no paid vacation whatsoever. I have to pay for my vacations twice; once for the vacation itself and again because I’m not working.