That pizza looks dope…

I want them to make the worm gun better. In the original it worked about as well as you would expect firing worms at people would do…

Doesn’t mean you should stop trying.

I miss r/birdswitharms

He gets his threats in the morning because there’s no-one there to talk him out of it. When he gets near an advisor they explain why it’s bad and they walk it back. Never trust anything he posts overnight, his minders aren’t there.

I love how they’re slashing incentives for EV whilst the President is doing his best Tesla add. You couldn’t write this shit.

Absolutely, and they’ll likely pay 2000 for a bottle that costs 100. Realistically even more…

I have agreed that Mexico will not be required to pay Tariffs on anything that falls under the USMCA Agreement

Um, not sure they were going to pay anything anyway…

Summarizing Proust…

Just downloaded cyberpunk 2077 for the first time now that it’s finally kinda finished. Have no idea what to expect. Hoping it’s a good day.

Two are clearly the same size as well…

I did.

Tableau is better

“I’m not Spanish, I’m Egyptian…”

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!

How often do you think about the Roman American empire?

I cast Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite…

A Moose once bit my sister …No really! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink”.

Asa Akira

Asa Akira