TaxiGate? I just hope he takes along four or five billionaire friends with him.

I’m in. When? Where? How?

The lost continent had emerged! It’s happening!

He has an estimated net worth of $14 million.

Remember kids: don’t fly too close to the sun.

Yeah, I think I just threw up a little.

Sounds like the brain damage has set in. Run child, save yourself!!

Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!

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I don’t know if you know this…Shitposting is a way of blowing off stress.

You don’t need to download a cat. They distribute themselves very well. It’s a feature. Try walking around with psspsspss coming out of your mouth and fancy snacks in your pockets and see what happens.

Trying to download … stupid slow bandwidth! D’oh!

It’s no secret that Apartheid Leon is trying to make everything back to the way it was in South Africa when he was a kid.

I’m sure he already has a very nostalgic flag picked out when the name changes to The United States of X.

Sentenced to one night of rehabilitation?

It depends on the charge. Some only need a majority, some need a unanimous vote.

Saint Mangione! The patron saint of medical benefits.

I can’t drive by rock climbing gyms without singing “Cliff Hanger!”

Between the Lions. There were far too many Dad puns for my little brain to handle. It broke me

I would have never memorized the presidents without Yakko, Wakko and Dot

Don’t forget Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers

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