Right in the feels

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

I’ve been given less by employers

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

Oh, they know, but only because they just became “woke”.

On Healthcare they have anti abortion. That’s a positive in their eyes! Hopefully their clickbait tactics are losing touch with the voters.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not

Dodge made a Viper with the color “yorange”. You can tell the difference in this photo