I mean I never had any issues with ThinkPad repairs ever, I think you still get parts for like real dinosaurs.

Och nö nicht schon wieder

Who would have thought that the Nazi party is also a traitor to the country they “love” so dearly, nobody would have seen that

That’s is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it’s untreated.

Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

Best headline 2026 so far lmfao

Unused ram is wasted ram. Change my mind

Why would they need an extra camera on a drone that already got two

Well it’s a meme old as time, I bet you find cave drawings about it

Well maybe it’s time that bus and tram get a cow plow at the front like trains had.

Lmao I didn’t had “bypassing corpo surveillance with a vtuber software” on my 2026 bingo

So everyone or at least the Major pillars are pedos. That’s definitely what every one wanted to hear /s

Als Handwerkerin habe ich noch nie Schwarz gearbeitet, wer möchte den auch schon 25€/h unversteuert bekommen und sich mit gerade mal 5-10 Stunden die Woche extra Arbeit zwei bis drei Monate extra reguläres Gehalt bekommen

I mean they probably know that and maybe put a system in place so you can’t roleplay your way out of it. Idk every 5. Query gets processed by an separated agent. Or that shit gets hard coded and if it doesn don’t it doesn’t get good boi points or something in that ballpark

Well im definitely not the first person that points out that you can’t ask an ai for an opinion anymore (of coarse about nothing important) because it could answer with an ad

It should also watch you eat,sleep and shit than maybe, just maybe, someday it can be as reliable as a teenager

I mean it was spyware for a while now. Just waiting for the secenario, some people already joked about.( This “we encrypted your files so you switch to copilot os” meme/satire screenshot.)

If you don’t really think about it than it would be kinda nice but like, they gone train their ai on it and sell every little dater point, don’t they.

Well if it weren’t for the trainings time for employees all European countries should dump microslop. At least for public services.

Well letting us put the taskbar on top of on the side is to hard but breaking everything else with ai integration is quite easy lmao