If you want a true massive brain reject communism and fascisms and embrace liberalism.

That’s sexual assault.

This makes me so erect.

Isn’t everyone?

Oh come on we’re all degenerates around here.

Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

How’s the hentai selection?

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

Did you know that he didn’t break his toe in this picture?

Is that similar to why we have a pee hole and a poop hole instead of one big combination hole?

If you increase the price every three months you’d have warning though.

What if the monsters fart in the snorkel?

If Netflix buys everything can I only buy one streaming service again?

Nicolas Cage is the last of a generation of true performers.

You might not like it and it might not always be great but he’s going to act his ass off.

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

They called it a leaving do.

To dress up my dick pictures this time of year I put a Santa hat and a fake beard on it.

They has test kitchens and spend a ton of money on R&D to create that craving plus all the cartoon characters and kids toy’s and sponsoring school events gets kids hooked young.

A swing and a miss.