i cAnNoT eXpReSs hOw SoRRy i Am

If I can’t crumple it up and score 3 points to impress my coworkers, I’m not buying

Good

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

Joke’s on you. That looks like a lot of fun.

How long until he says “Yes, it’s meant to do that. I want it to say that” ?

Total rockstar

I’m out of the loop. What’s this?

Meep meep

Tramp lamp

Dude’s so old his favorite beat is the big bang

“That thing you use for security? Disable it before you come in. Come on, live a little, huh? 😏 Nothing bad’s gonna happen. Pinky swear.”

Wait, no, I think that’s leopards

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?

I can confirm this. Cheetos ads taught me this. They really are super chill

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

These people may as well tattoo “slave owner” on their foreheads by now.

Yep.

"Italian prosecutors opened an investigation earlier this month into allegations that wealthy foreigners had paid to shoot at civilians during the siege of Sarajevo.

That followed a complaint by an Italian writer who had seen the 2022 Slovenian documentary film, Sarajevo Safari, which was the source of the allegations.

Italians and others are alleged by writer Ezio Gavazzeni to have paid large sums to go on “sniper safaris” and shoot at civilians in the besieged city of Sarajevo during the war in the early 1990s"

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c246pv2n25zo

Fuck the American healthcare system and fuck Netflix

This sounds like “If we let men marry men, what’s next? Men marrying goats?”