

Hair transplant?


Hair transplant?


In 2100. That’s more than enough time to reboot Friends at least twice. I’m not worried.


Nah I’ve watched too many movies and think news stories and anonymous sources about dying in a mountain car crash is a great way to convince the cartel to stop looking for them as the agents assume new identities somewhere in the US for protection.


They let us borrow some so that we can buy their products and pay them back more. We have to trade our labor to make up the difference between our passive income and current expenses, but they’ll only give us just enough to sustain a population of laborers.
Some take a risk and borrow wayyyy more than they can really pay back with their own labor and use that money to buy assets that they hope will be successful in integrating with the loop of money. If it’s successful, their assets buy the labor of others to generate income so they pay back the loan and do it all over again.
It felt nice before I even noticed which community this is.


Now that would be a cool idea for a musical!


Fake it till you make it.


Why does it make you cringe?


Don’t even start


And water is wet
These people love electrocuting rocks until they do creepy things for money.
So put the injection into the title? Got it


Yeah, you’re right. Roller coasters might be better.


You know that sensation of falling while you’re falling asleep? Have they ever tried dropping comatose or brain dead people to see if it wakes them up? In a safe way, like raised 1 foot off a bed in a hoist and fall softly onto a cushion.

Boycott billionaires
Birds aren’t real
My hot take, you shouldn’t be allowed to rent out single family homes under 2k sqft. Larger homes and multi family buildings are fair game for real estate investors. Lots of holes in my opinion. Maybe it would incentivize building more apartments. Are homes under 2k sqft being built anymore?
They’re in Marnie’s house. The pants will be returned publicly and embarrassingly.