Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.

The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

I can hear Burgess Merideth’s gravelly voice: “Eye of the tiger Rock, eye of the tiger!”

(bomp… bomp, bomp, bomp… bomp, bomp, boooommmp)

Cue the Clerks Death Star II argument.

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.

I love a good Clerks reference, here’s some Lemmy Silver {S}.

Man that’s fucking dark. I love it!

“It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” - G. Carlin

I’m 54, I wish I was 30 again. Happy birthday. My cousin’s, birthday is today, he’s 48.

It’s their main recruitment tactic for military service, since the newer generation aren’t falling for the flag-waving propaganda that previous gens were more susceptible to.

7x7= 49, not 47.

My first car was a '73 VW Super Beetle.

Be careful with the “ableist” speech friend, I’ve been banned from a couple of “sub-lemmies”.

Thanks Bernie, you useless fucking cuck. He let the DNC fuck him over twice; I have no use for this sheep-herding motherfucker.

This video gave me brain cancer, and I couldn’t watch the whole thing.

Dexter. I noped out after the Season 3 finale where they (John Lithgow’s psycho killer character) killed his wife. My gf kept watching, and was predictably pissed when they killed the sister in the series finale. I laughed like hell. I will not be watching the reboot.

Richard Glick, or Dick Glick= dick lick.

And just like Hilary and the DNC gave us Drumpf the first time, Kamalama-Ding-Dong and the DNC gave us this second round of hell.

I like how you said it “louder”.

Yes, I know.

She should cancel the fucking check. “Oh, $1200 isn’t enough? Let me take my ass down the road to Bumfuck Boondocks Baptist Church then.”