A interesting twist would be that you’re held accountable for the death(s) when you pull the lever. Would you risk life in prison to stop the death toll from doubling?

The Damascus steel of stupid.

In marching band, I learned you can get pretty much everywhere with a white polo, black slacks, and (optionally) an instrument. The same usually holds true for a hi-vis vest and jeans.

Blasted! Skewered, even.

There’s no doubt in my mind that Sam could beat the sun to death with a frying pan.

Nah, lupus in German just means lupus

Well, I know just enough German to tell you that I’ve got some bad news for you…

Edit: good news, everyone, I’m a dumbass

Therapy costs money. Propaganda is not only free, it’s shoved in your face and you have to pay to block it (partially).

“Boop.”

But also, I think similarly for commenting online.
90% of the time, I type out a comment, only to hit cancel and move on. It’s surprisingly cathartic.

We really did shape western society after Rome, didn’t we?

Free will?

John Milton?

Oh God, I’ll never get this right…

Another example of Big Media always twisting the narrative! They didn’t “pass wind,” they FARTED! Stop diverting the blame!

I was explaining to my kid what a cassette was, and then I realized that I had to explain what physical media was first. Like, no, movies and music didn’t always just materialize out of the magic light-box.

Also had to explain to a nephew what the save icon was. That was funny.

DUI cheat sheet

“I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings…”

A lot of people in this thread saying that viruses are losing when we live through a cold. That’s just not true. Their goal is to live/reproduce, not to kill. They’re winning at a different game, it just hurts us as a byproduct.

Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.

Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.