Tfw you choke on your own saliva…

I would characterize it more like a floral perfume.

‘food creampie’ works even with safe search off.

Time to get my RPAL, and start studying guerrilla tactics.

Oh, I thought he was suggesting the US government buy 50% of it. I suppose with Trump in charge private corporations are the United States now.

So… he wants to nationalize TikTok? I thought communism was bad?

I feel called out…

Firewatch

Why are these people so fking creepy weird?

Oh honey… She’s biracial. Her father is Jamacian.

He just can’t wrap his head around the idea of someone being biracial, or chooses not to, whatever.

This is what becoming an adult is like “I wanna go back! Please, just let me go back.”

Whales?

“They must be colluding, because that’s what we’d do”

Did Trump write this?

Didn’t he just steal a bunch of GPUs from Tesla for use at Twiter?

That’s also been my experience; I can’t speak from personal expierence, but this seems to be a fundamentalist protestant thing.

I… bah, nevermind.

Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

That title is just so bad. he was ploting to murder a bunch of women, that’s why he is being sent to prison, not his shitty but protected views.