If he isn’t, his combover is for sure.

Even if manufacturers brought jobs back from overseas, who the fuck is going to do them? We already have a labor shortage coming as the boomers are hitting peak retirement and the commander in queef won’t let anyone in without money.

Now this is AI slop I can support!

Environmentalist Persecution Agency. Duh.

Hey hey! We did a pretty good job of destabilizing ourselves as well!

Where/when do we start planning the new government for after it all comes crashing down? It won’t be long.

Boeing taking a page from the John Deere playbook…

Don’t breath that!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanide_poisoning

He’s gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn’t coming from all the McDonald’s he eats…

I’m down with leaving him on the feral kitty island with Fatty!

He didn’t rebel, it’s all a show to hide who he really works for.

Isn’t this the intro to Idiocracy?