When has north Korea not been the voice of reason

rest in piss loser

Dry beans weigh less

My partner basically does 2 hours of actual work and then sits around on her phone or reading a book. She takes 2 hours of naps during her 8 hour shift. She gets paid almost twice what i do. She hates her job 😑

now do the same map for China

First downed by anything other than normal operation and bad design

Turns out the president can just do whatever they want but only if they’re not a Democrat trying to do something that helps anybody

They keep talking about running fucking Kamala Harris again. Last dipshit poll i saw on reddit had them choosing her or Buttigieg Just fucking kill us already

And? Liberal goldfish mind can’t remember all the nonviolent protests crushed in just the last couple years alone?

Making this out to be “Lil Donnie’s personal revenge against LA and California, and I’ll bet it’s just the start” is why im calling you a lib. Like you think idf trump dies today that’s it? You people are out of your fucking minds when i see you say shit like it’s “about” “making him king” like jfc

Shitlib instance checks out, can’t wait to never see a lemm.ee poster again

that’s to be expected from the liar and chief

Guys, guys, did you know THERE’S A DANG CHEETO! IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

inciting a civil war isn’t what a government that is in control tries to do

Ok liberal

You know they make lactase pills and it’s like ten cents for all the dairy you can stomach right

getting liberals to think something is good really is as easy as putting AID in the name huh

here’s an idea but maybe if you can’t tell the difference then it doesn’t fucking matter

it’d be nice if the chinese scammers would just label it vegan honey though so i can start putting it into shit at work

how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks

I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you

why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you

You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.