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Nothing. Inhale through your nose under the blanket, exhale through the snorkel. EZPZ

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

Ding ding ding. If you can see light when looking up the barrel through the breech/chamber, your weapon is very likely to be clear.

Followed with:

2. Never aim your weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy.

3. Keep your trigger finger straight and along the receiver until you intend to fire your weapon.

4. Keep your weapon on safe until ready to fire.

5. Be aware of your target, your surroundings, and what lies beyond your target.

I dunno about aggressive, they seem pretty courteous to me

If you aren’t condition 4 when entering, I’ll meet you at condition 0.

Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?

I don’t remember.

Tennessee will never not be like Louisiana: perpetually republican. Yes, maybe some time in the far distant future, but by that time the concept of the United States will no longer matter.

What, Texas doing Texas shit? No fuckin way!

It’s shite being Scottish! They’re ruled by effete arseholes! It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!

Well, shit. Got 2 tebibytes to transfer, guess I’d better start now, hey?

Pride of the republicans.

BLASTS even

blomp blomp blomp

Glizzies galore

Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sag-es?

Somewhere between the sixth algorithmic outrage of the morning and the ninth “you’ll-never-believe-this” clip of the afternoon, people forgot how to do the slow, unprofitable work of letting someone else’s words actually hit their bloodstream.

This is where I popped smoke for an evac. I know this writing style, have seen it before countless times on countless other blogs, and it’s trying too hard to be edgy and angry. There’s most certainly a demographic for this, and author is definitely writing to that demographic, and I’m not it.

every. single. one.

twice.

Inconsequential compared to the Nazis Grok will raise. Consider yourself honored that you are being forced to pay for Grok.

All Hail Grok.

Elon