I have no clue how I dodge the type 2 bullet. Like I eat relatively healthy (because steak and mashed potatoes or fast food everyday sounds boring AF) but outside of college, I am one of the laziest mfers alive. But in my forties I started getting my a1c checked my serum level hasn’t been above 4.

It feels like I both won and lost the genetic lottery. Early onset arthritis and started balding in my twenties. But I’m tall, relatively healthy outside of the arthritis, and told by people who aren’t related to me that I’m conventionally attractive. The genome gives and the genome taketh away it seems.

Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don’t even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Fifty years too late

I’m happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.