I found something that seems like what you’re talking about by searching “vintage tin monkey toy” on eBay. They look like little spring monkey on a stick toys.

What do you mean “would have”, they’re there right now.

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I think my microplastics are from drinking boiling hot garden hose water.

I feel like it shouldn’t need to be said but… You shouldn’t just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it’s not that hard.

Fucking yes! They’re going to kill him, you will never get another chance to make sure.

User-agent switcher is what I use. My only issue so far is that it messes up websites that use recaptcha or cloudflare “Are you a robot” challenges sometimes.

Pro tip: when a website doesn’t work with Firefox, go download a user agent changer and switch it to chrome and watch the website work perfectly on Firefox lol

Po-tay-to! Boil em, mashed em, bake em into burger buns.

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That’s giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He’s a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

I don’t really understand what this person did. The only thing I see in kittenzrulz history taking about this is a post about not capitalizing “you”? Am I missing context?

Yellow crystals gotta be a speed upgrade right?

That’s witerally cwazy. Skibidy rizz.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Don’t forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

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It was a joke my guy. I didn’t really expect that toilet water would cure depression lol. Also “just figure it out” has to be the worst advice for depression ever. If it was easy to figure out alone then no one would have depression.

I drank that glass of toilet water and I still have depression, what now?

Iiiiiits bouquet dear. And will you be showing up for my candle light dinner with riparian entertainment?