

Its the iphones fault.
Its the iphones fault.
That’s an option?
I’ve dove two this week.
This is the kind of reasoned response i am on lemmy for. I was firmly in OPs camp and almost didn’t read your reply. I read it and you convinced me.
Great point about total sales volume!
1000% percent. If they can’t even figure out how dates work in COBOL we are getting a vibe coded SSA. Let’s hope they trained LLMs on COBOL or we are cooked.
Pen Tester here. While i don’t focus on LLMs, it would be trivial in the right AI designed app. In a tool-assist app without a human in the loop as simple as adding to any input field.
If you wanted to poison the actual training set in sure it would be trivial, but It might take awhile to gain some respect to get a PR accepted, but we only caught an upstream attack on ssh due to some guy who feels the milliseconds of a ssh login sessions. Given how new the field is, i don’t think we have developed strong enough autism to catch this kind thing like in SSH.
Unless vibe coders are specifically prompting chatgpt for input sanitization, validation, and secure coding practices then a large portion of design patterns these LLMs spit out are also vulnerable.
Really the whole tech field is just a nightmare waiting to happen though.
I don’t understand why this is upvoted. This is a shitpost right?
To your point at my last company party i got drunk and kept complimenting people by calling them human.
We’ve tried telling people to vote in midterms for about half a century. Any better ideas?
Everytime project managers come up the threads are full of people say BUTTTTT THE GOOOOODDD ONES!!!
My experience is exactly like yours. They only exist because most executives are so detached from the realities of the business they require a full time person to turn their platitudes into something resembling reality.
If you are an engineer and you cant schedule a meeting or ping someone on slack, just get another job. We dont need to invent another soulless mindnumbing and pointless profession because you are too lazy to use a kanban board.
If you are an executive or leadership and you can’t communicate with your team even though the primary role of executives is communicating plans, then maybe leadership isn’t for you.
Its that simple. We could end the suffering of millions if not billions of people by outlawing 3 careers. Project managers, sales, and marketing. Pulling off the bandaid will hurt, but humanity will be better for it.