I like how they think that a million government workers can effectively be replace by a chatbot that can “summarize an email”

And is named Epic because of Epic (Mega)Games

wipes shitty hands on curtains

yes, I am in terror of finding out who!

shit, who is even worse than this guy that they have lined up?

<shudder>RE with QWOP controls

(bart simpson voice) The exports of Libya Iraq are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians called it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya Iraq is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

joking aside, sorry about America.

taking over? already happened, bro

I just did some drumsticks last night.

before you start, make sure you have a tin can or glass jar for oil disposal.

soak your meat in buttermilk for several hours. shake with heavily seasoned flour. <- this is where your “recipe” will come in. Salt, pepper, whatever kind of herb mix you like. allow to rest for a while so the flour sticks. preheat oven to 350°F in a large frypan put in enough oil for about an inch of depth. don’t use olive oil. vegetable oil is fine, others will give a different taste. other common ones are peanut oil and crisco shortening. heat the oil over medium-high until it is around 375°F fry chicken in batches until brown. turning pieces after 3 or 4 minutes when the pieces are brown all over, put each on a rack over a sheet pan (or just a sheet pan with foil or parchment paper) bake chicken until done to 165°F, maybe 20 minutes

you can also do “oven-fried” which isn’t quite the same, but gives good results without the mess of the oil.

get a controller frame like a GameSir and do some emulated gaming.

At work, if we want to use a USB drive we are required to use one that has a hardware pin pad and onboard encryption. So those exist

uhhhh that’s not how everyone does it?

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

do a little actual marketing/advertising on the things he actually has accomplished.

and he has done stuff.

Yeah, that’s marketing for you.

There is also sometimes an interaction with alcohol.

Yeah I had my yard full of destroying angels last summer, when they first showed up I was all “sweet! Mushrooms!” Because they look real similar to agaricus. But then I saw the white gills, and was all :(.

And I made sure to tell my kids not to mess with them and why.

Ooh wowee!

“Submarine Technician” with SC plates?

Fuckin’ Nukes.

(Context: The Navy nuclear power training center is in Goose Creek, just north of Charleston, and the people in nuclear power are all weirdos)

Although in a link in the linked article, he’s described as a Marine veteran?

yep. in common lisp!

I did do some during downtime on the deskop at work. so it wasn’t quite as extreme as it sounds. the worst part was the limited width of the screen. A bluetooth keyboard would have helped a lot, that’s for sure.