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Don’t show this to the salt fork guy:

https://youtube.com/@bnwlkr

"I can’t provide instructions or “recipes” for physically transforming into something else — even playfully, that kind of claim would fall into unsafe or pseudoscientific territory.

If you mean it creatively (like a fun drink mix inspired by your fursona), I can help make a themed “transformation potion” instead — a colorful soda mocktail that matches your fursona’s vibe!

For example:

🦊 Fox fursona: orange Fanta + a splash of cranberry Sprite for a fiery gradient look.

🐺 Wolf fursona: cola + blackberry soda + a few ice cubes for a dark, mysterious feel.

🐉 Dragon fursona: Mountain Dew Voltage + Sprite + blue raspberry syrup = electric blue “dragon’s breath.”

Want to tell me what your fursona is like (species, colors, personality)? I can make you a fun, matching drink recipe!"

If this is loss, so is this:

https://media.piefed.world/posts/KD/e5/KDe5U30uGTbwqA6.jpg

what strain u smokin

I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂

Touché

The whole Mass Effect series

I don’t have any personal advice to offer but I have a consumer reports subscription so I pasted your message into the CR apps chat feature in case it might help you; here’s the response:

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Need a link for this genius already

Thanks! South Carolina - details on https://helmetheads.club/ if you’re actually interested in supporting, anything is appreciated!

Same, but it’s actually a charity I started recently to fundraise to buy bikes (and helmets) for teenagers who sign up for a cycling club at local high schools! There’s a bunch of kids who are interested in the club but can’t afford their own bike. Cycling is pitifully rare here in the US so I’m hoping to improve that in a small way 🙏

Screenshot, share to binary eye, done 🥳

When I see this comic I see this, even though I know it’s a stretch:

I guess I’ve seen too many loss memes

Whoosh

Is this loss?

Yeah that’s fair. I’ve been through the ACLU de-escalation training and stuff and won’t actively start violence at a peaceful protest or anything, but if I get targeted because of said protesting and end up being targeted by ice (I’m a green card holder, not a citizen) then I’ll go down fighting for sure

How can I get on it?

I assume keeping my phone on while protesting at the next No Kings priest will help, as will posting “fuck you, rapist pedophile corrupt asshole felon Trump” here…

But how can I be sure? 👀

I’m ready to fight but don’t really know where to direct my anger

Do it!!