Seems like it would be real easy if Elon tells you you’re fired just to respond with, “No thanks”

American Swastika Saluters

If you think this is a waste of time and money, luckily Missouri has set up its own DOGE, so feel free to report it

https://www.senate.mo.gov/committeeforms/GovernmentEfficiency/GovernmentEfficiencyPortal

Oops. I definitely misread your comment as “change” and “change”.

I was making a joke about businesses rounding down when they could make more money by rounding up. Go capitalism!

“or down”. You’re so silly.

As President, he should lead by example.

Apparently it IS enough. He got elected with a concept of a plan.

So what you’re saying is we should all commit fraud until we’re rich and then we’ll be safe.

narrator: Nothing was done about it

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate’s life for me.

I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, “I have really big plans. I can’t discuss them until I’m in office, but let me tell you… Big plans.”

GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.

Easy enough to get around for everyone then. Are you male to female trans? You’re not getting a vagina, you’re getting a penis reduction.

And over there. And a couple more over there. And one there too.

You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.

Just replace the pronouns.

“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”

Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄

Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.

Hey, you’re right! I’m worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that’s a negative sign). Am not rich at all.

So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?