
He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.
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He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.


If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.
Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.


Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…
Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.


Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.


Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.


Everything is owned by a few corporations operating umbrella companies that make up the illusion of competition


Next up: Nintendo tries to patent jumping; citing Mario


Title should read:
#Chipotle goes under after last willing customer cratered pants after eating Chipotle


Dying at 80 is a privilege, let’s just hope it wasn’t painful.


Best I can do is she died on top and the wind blew her over the edge.


Oh snap, THAT’S where we left grandomomamma. Bummer :/


LEGAL CONSEQUENCES aren’t the same as a pissed off hungry mob.
Even the big 'ol honkers with the red hats will roll up against lack of mac.


My Balls feel like there’s not significant proof that JFK didn’t try to swallow them.


The first advertisement that I’ve purposely clicked in years, and it was to load a file so I could jailbreak my Kindle. Felt great.


You have to have humility to feel humiliation…


Put a “Thank you for your attention on this matter ~ hearts and kisses, DJT” and they’ll eat it up.


Nobody gives a shit about them anymore. They are corrupt and can be purchased for pennies on the dollar.


Tiktok or YouTube won’t be taken seriously.
Maybe he should hijack a news station (like the Max Hedroom thing, but instead of spanking himself, the important thing he wants to say. Or both); that would get coverage.


This; but instead of balls it’s human trafficking
Park on the sidewalk & I will use your car as a sidewalk.