He’s an opportunist. A fraud.

Sometimes you just need to be told to “read the manual”

Delicious in Dungeon! I think!

I wasn’t being serious.

Oh my god, this just struck me while reading your last line, but is Elon’s name really pronounced “Ellen” and he’s just tried to convince everyone it’s “E-lawn”?

Like on Mythic Quest where Ian convinced everyone his name is pronounced “eye-on”

“Who sticks around after that?”

Bernie did, and he’s still pushing change. Not saying Kamala couldn’t end up in that spot too, but currently she seems to have taken it personal and scurried off into the woods like Hillary did after her awful campaign to lick her wounds. They both seem to have decided that if they couldn’t be queen then it’s not worth really fighting at all.

Hell, Ted Cruz is still “fighting” after losing his presidential running

Nathan Fillion?

$122m? That’s, like, 7 patients.

5 gigs of data and unlimited text and calling. I’m on wifi probably 95% of the time and download songs/playlists instead of streaming if I’m out and about. I don’t think I’ve used over a gig a month so far.

Turn my microplastic collection I’ve been hoarding in my body into gold.

$15 a month, but you have to pay in chunks of 3 months at a time, so $45 every 3 months. Mint mobile, US.

Me too, until i realize there might still be an attempt, and it will be extremely stupid in planning.

I was looking for something like this, thank you!