Yellow. Specifically the ones that taste like cheap lemon dish soap smells.

And popcorn flavored jelly beans. Pure evil.

Not at all true.

If there was a weird procedure to open the doors I’d read that part… and anything else that isn’t standard or obvious too.

I hate to be the voice of reason here, but if you get inside a powerful device to pilot it you should at minimum read the directions first.

No garage door uses a keyed switch like that, thanks for playing.

I’ll be honest, $240K a year is far more than I make now… I’d probably be shedding a tear as I told them to stick their spyware in their butts. 😥

A clownly power.

Apple has quite a few apps there. Music for one.

I’ve had that on my Android phone for some time now.

https://f-droid.org/en/packages/de.seemoo.at_tracking_detection/

Yes there’s an Apple version

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/airguard-tracking-protection/id1659427454

Searching has brought up pcapdroid (it’s on fdroid) as a way to watch network traffic from apps via local vpn. I only just installed it myself though so you know as much as I do at this point.

It won’t load for me, tl;dr anyone?

I didn’t see that as one of the included accessories though. I shouldn’t have to pay more to access basic functionality.

Because it needs an extra dongle that isn’t free and most headphones use an ordinary audio jack.

Charging while listening.

And above all, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

How does it impact Chromium?

I think the A is for asexual… like why tf would someone not interested in sexuality care. At a certain point it’s just someone wanting attention and I think we passed it a few characters ago. Before you, gentle reader, get upset see it for yourself… these come from Google search, obvious joke ones were ignored:

LGBT
LGBTQ
LGBTQ+ <- this is literally all inclusive, no need to go further
LGBTQ2 (“two spirit”… aka furries)
LGBTQIA+ (longest “official” acronym)
LGBTQIA2S+
LGBTQIAAP+
LGBTQIAGNC
LGBTQQIP2SAA
LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA+

If that doesn’t make it obvious I’ll leave you with a quote from Peter Tatchell:

It’s great to be inclusive, but the new alphabet soup is a confusing and alienating mess — made even worse when people get into spats over missing initials or the inclusion of initials they disagree with. The longest I’ve ever seen is LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA. This is absurd. It makes us a laughing stock and devalues serious issues around sexuality and gender.

For your (Linux) machine use XMouse.

That plushie is going to be out in the trash next week with a small hole cut in the bottom, all crusty and strangely heavy, with one eye hanging down looking like it wants to say “I have seen some shit…”

Ever hear of British sitcoms?

The objective is to open a garage door, not hotwire a car from 1973.

I had no idea reddit made ATMs.