“…assfish are soft and flabby…”

Gold

https://generalstrikeus.com/

Looks like a love child between Steve Jobs and Matt Parker

Edit: and that is something I would not be surprised to see on Matt Parker

I think medical doctors have this same problem with lying and embarrassed patients.

The most interesting cat in the world

That rock she’s sitting on looks really uncomfortable. Sitting on a knife’s edge…

I’m getting some Mystery Science Theater 3000 vibes with this one