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“what if EVERYTHING is secretly conscious, including the random word predictor” i say, flailing my paws in the air

i don’t know why your shitty whinging made it click but damn, it really is just Pascal’s wager again. “we don’t know if the spooky calculators have souls so better to act as if they dOoOoOo!”

atheists and christians are like electrons and positrons. whenever they collide (such as in a football game) they instantly destroy one another

Have you heard that most AI bug reports are “slop?” Not so in 2026. That was true for most of 2025

oh yeah year-1 was actually awful and terrible. but year+1 will be fantastic and everyone not using it is a moron

oh gods ew that elaboration. euuughh

c’mon you’re telling me NO one called it the torment nexus? low hanging fruit but still

i, too, dislike it when things are owned by the evil scary China instead of good and righteous Norway

“I’m frustrated that–” “You’re just being immature!” yes thank you, glad you capped off the insult with a heart emoji

if only your question was answered by the second sentence in the article you didn’t click on

maybe it’s a bad part of me to encourage but i’ll be damned if I weren’t giggling the whole thread

i find this comment fascinating because i don’t see what’s particularly confusing about the 90’s. why not the 70’s?

is the “managerial class” in the room with us right now

i’m not gonna pretend to be the communist understander, but the idea that capitalists would pay workers to work against their own class interests (and against other workers) is a feature of capitalism

cj nooo… someone come get my favorite parasocial essay-they out of there

unsolicited opinion: you might find yourself getting a lot more sealions on any ai slop filters you publish if you present neutrally. better to just rip the bandaid off, call it the mega ultra slopkiller 9000 director’s cut, and mock the promptfans in the readme. giving them too much space to be obnoxious might prove regrettable. relevant: the jqwik saga

inb4 “it’s actually even stupider in the original”

a truly magnificent feat of prompt engineering, coalesced into a single repository

https://github.com/thesysdev/make-no-mistakes

(do we accept snark from boosters? repo appears to function as a soft ad for a bespoke DSL and its surrounding tooling for LLMs to autoextrude.)

dividing by commits is some nasty sleight of hand given the commit rate has gone through the roof. “only 3 bugs per 10 commits!!” doesn’t really mean much when there’s an order of magnitude more slop commits than not

oh good there’s more

Let’s set the stage.

From the Free Software Foundation:

fucking LMAO

The cheering on of this deterioration in FOSS ideals is simply revolting. What is next? […] Targeting people because of their skin color or orientation?

it’s a good thing there’s no FOSS code in the missile silos! it’s a good thing the upcoming Palantir tranny tracker won’t use FOSS libraries! this shit actually pisses me off

from the great minds at HN:

Fighting in a war is morally ok though. This is war.

war is when i pipe your scripts folder into my stochastic text machine which is hooked directly up to a root shell