Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

It’s such a garbage-tier app and always has been. Credit to Valve for busting open online app stores, but I have no idea why people like Steam so much.

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/1580927 🐨

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.

I had no idea, but my god the body language is exactly the same, isn’t it?

… HONK!

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

Edi: Blah, replied to wrong comment.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.