Well, that put a smile on my face

It wasn’t for lack of trying. There were at least several attempts to assassinate Hitler.

😢

At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.

Bouncy castle in my ass

It’s probably just some technical issue. I’m sure the post didn’t actually go anywhere.

His new stuff is crazy. He makes it in procreate on an iPad, after one of his grandkids gave him one. It’s still very much his style, but it’s a much newer and updated version of that style. I think it’s really cool.

How ghoulish

His pants aren’t soiled, so it couldn’t have been that long

And the time before that

I really don’t think that anyone is shocked by this

Play outside

Wasn’t he already, like, 50 years old at the beginning of the show?

It was a mail in ballot. It went right into the trash.

The 2000 presidential election in the United States. I voted for Gore. In Florida.

Oops

Dude is gonna get an invite to the White House if he keeps going on like this

How is this different than literally every other day?

Do you want a $30,000 iPhone? Cause this is how you got a $30,000 iPhone.

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