Linus looks like he could be Fake Linus’ real dad.

They know how to use Postman and that is it.

I thought Solus was dead

So…?

Does this hurt the turkey?

The joke is about prostate exams.

Your first clue should have been when he had both hands on your shoulders.

Doctors don’t do that anymore because it’s not a reliable test; they just do blood work now.

If your doctor still does this, it’s probably for nefarious reasons.

“inertia” is a much nicer word than “complacency”.

I’ll be borrowing that.

Why not use a reverse proxy?

9 gang rise up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

When those ideas support hatred and division, absolutely fuck those people who align themselves with that.

Fuck Nazis, all the way to hell.

It ain’t zesty with your bestie

1k every weekend?

I would say that you surely exaggerate, but I have learned that there is no upper limit to stupidity.

Right? That was my first thought.

Sneakernet ftw

A, gun, 5000 rounds of ammunution and then clear out the supermarkets of non perishable food.

You had me in the first half

I guarantee that this artist draws furry porn on commission

Can you pass me a Kleenex?

Doesn’t stop me from calling every set of motor-driven stairs an “Escalator”.