Smells like rotting food all across America.

Those knives would get absolutely backsplashed by bacteria.

If Luigi gets the death penalty, so should this guy.

Same

I knew it! Macroplastics!

Neat, thank you!

Forgive me, I’m still not sure what this means. Is this site just dead at the end of the month?

Yeah, relocate the family, and return the favor by blasting EDM 24/7. Either they’ll stop, or they’ll burn the whole house down.

Can’t have that information leak to Putin.

How do I unsee an image

I hate to tell you this, but your friends are birds.

Taco in chief has a nice ring to it.

Funny, if I stop giving insulin I die in ~48 hours.

“I hereby declare bird flu eradicated!”

Everything’s bigger in texa… err. Portland?

Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

This always seemed to be the outcome, I’m just surprised it took this long for the court to speak up? Like hello, it’s been MONTHS of this nonsense.

Time to reign this rogue president in. Congress better do its job, and not let one man break the backbone of American democracy.

We are so screwed.

I purposefully moved to a state with no sales tax. It is far superior having all my taxes deducted from my paycheck, rather than playing the constant game of “how much does this purchase actually cost.”

I die every time I need to make a purchase out of state on a work trip/vacation.

Woh, spoilers!

Not that I was going to watch any of them, but now that I know he only dies twice and not thrice, I’m definitely not watching them.