Heydo

Lol, even this one says there are no comments when it says there are 7.

If just the opposite is true, then you’re saying a wet crack is an unhappy crack. Right?

Well, we have a Remedy

Triforce!

Sounds like they held it together though.

I support daylight savings time more and all of those regions where the sun doesn’t rise before 7AM can switch time zones.

For example, all of the USA switches to permanent daylight savings time, and the western portion of Texas that sees 0 days with a sunrise before 7 AM switches to the Mountain time zone. Now they will experience sunrise before 7 AM much more often.

I’m sorry, but what is FFS?

I only know it as For Fucks Sake, but I don’t think that is what you meant here.

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There’s a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

Sounds like they need belts…

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

Authentic flame as well

Man this guy has no fucking clue how any of this works, lol.

Try to tell me to tell the boomers that

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

And that is why Linux isn’t as widely distributed as Windows. Linux is great, if you know what you are doing. But most of the world doesn’t have the time needed to learn Linux well enough to avoid major fuck-ups like this.

Linux gives you a wall of text when all the user did (at least what they thought they did) is say install this program. The system ask “Are you sure?” And the user is like “Yes, just do it!” I can’t imagine anything on Windows doing that lol.

I like Linux and I think it’s great, but I can certainly understand why the majority of people are wary of it.

That’s the show, thank you! I was thinking X-Files but I just knew it was wrong.