If Only

So, uh… what does the carrot represent?

Them some high velocity gifts

I hear that can change very rapidly in Russia

They’re making fun of the circle

I’m not sure if those welds are from amateurs. More likely from professionals acting their wage.

It doesn’t seem to work for me. When I put a sub in there I get a blank page.

Okay that’s something I never knew I wanted. That needs to happen.

It’s because these are the rare butt-back cavemen

This must predate the fateful incident

What was the prompt/model?

When my parents tried to pull that line I just said “great, give it to them.”

Election season is coming up and people are upset that he’s supporting genocide. He’s trying to buy popularity instead of earning it by… you know, telling Isreal to stop committing genocide.

I wonder how many novel viruses this thing has

No but one of Mary Anne MacLeod’s did

Googling does become a hell of a lot easier if you know what the concept you’re looking for is called.

how dare you accuse me of being a thief!

I didn’t think you were a thief but now I’m not so sure

Well I don’t know that

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I love how the fact that the dog is literate is somehow not as remarkable