Holy shit that guy is incredibly lucky he got to keep his job. Being belligerent drunk at work functions usually do not end well.

Same. My breakfast of champions used to be a cigarette and a coffee while driving to work. I still dream of it.

Totally forgot about boottoobig up until now.

Me when I’m high trying to figure out what to order from Uber eats

What the fuck is vibe coding… Whatever it is I hate it already.

Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.

I hope they ended up getting married.

Same. My cats are the fucking best.

OH GOD fall themed seltzers and leftover fish. What were you thinking.

JAZZ HANDS

This is Luna. Her nicknames include: Stinky Lady, Baboona, Beepy Boopa, Loons, Lunar. Plus more that I’m sure I’m forgetting.

Oooohhh that would be sick

Don’t forget about the fabled but often discussed “tech debt sprint”.

HELL YEAH

😮 gamechanger

Are spinny skirts > skirts with pockets?

Ohhh Oceans of Slumber are so good

Came here to say Kittie. New album is fucking TIGHT

I also just got back on the creepypasta archive!