ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do people hate on cosmetic surgeries so much?
3·11 天前Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.
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politics @lemmy.world•'Indeed frivolous': Appeals court upholds $1 million penalty against Trump and his lawyer
33·12 天前I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.
I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you think you’d be able to identify a given Gatorade’s color just by taste?
2·13 天前Is there a green gatorade?
This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.
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cats@lemmy.world•Furryosa says "You are **NOT** washing your hands today bitch."
4·15 天前She’s getting so big! 🤍
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Former Regina officer pleads guilty to using police databases to pursue women
7·16 天前Not creeps. Predators.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's an album with a completely unique sound
9·16 天前Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys
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Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Just realised you're meant to pat dry your hair after showering...
5·17 天前It depends what you mean by “thick” and “thin.” If by “thick” you mean that the individual hair strands are coarse rather than fine, then yes, that kind of hair can be more resistant to this kind of damage. But if by “thick” you mean you have a lot of hair (high density) as opposed to sparser hair (low density), that doesn’t mean much one way or another because it’s the coarseness/fineness of the hairs that really matters.
Either way, it makes sense to be gentle with your hair if you’re interested in having it look nice.
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Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Just realised you're meant to pat dry your hair after showering...
7·17 天前Friction can lead to breakage
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It never hurts to practice when you have the chance
2·17 天前Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back
Ha you’re not wrong!
Amethyst and iris. These are pretty much my signature colors. But purples are like doggos: I love them all. 💜
“Klem,” you may ask, “do you have a relevant eyeshadow palette in your collection?”
Of course I do!:

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politics @lemmy.world•US judge finds evidence of ‘government misconduct’ in federal case against Comey
3·20 天前Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.
We had Lace Bouquet:










The thing is, I love Jodie Whittaker and was so excited for her Doctor. But her companions were so bland. Ugh just super boring. And I couldn’t keep up with the lore for some reason. It just didn’t hold my interest and I was so sad about it. :(