Honestly? I think the US can be uncooperative with itself. At this point, nothing would really surprise me.

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(Seriously…ExtraLongJohn is damn funny)

As an outer space crustacean, I understand your confusion, but that is a reference to Adultery: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter

Now GET BACK IN YOUR TRASH CAN!!!

;)

If the guy on the right is Paul Joseph Watson, then he was caught on a hot mic being more racist than normal.

Edit: Which is impressive, given how racist “normal” is for Pee Jay Dubs…

Looks like the header says “DeadBeef”

I’m petting a shark right now and it’s totally smooth.

I knew I recognized this number…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy

My brother despises big phones and cannot tell the truth…

Add in redlining and you’ve got yourself a good ol’ American suburb!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redlining

It might be drywall patches they didn’t paint over…

There were a bunch of companies that showed up in a search, but I’m guessing you mean this one?

https://soverin.com/

There was a “Lindows” back in the day…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linspire

That’s true, although some groups are trying to preserve non “cattle ingressed” bison. Like these guys: https://americanprairie.org/

Not really enjoying being called a psychopath for using Fedora…

Accelerationists are a blight. That sucks.

There’s a whole movie about that coke bottle. It is…very of its time…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gods_Must_Be_Crazy

There’s also the “vote to hurt people I don’t like” group:

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida

Dijon ketchups!

You found a lot of the same stuff as me! I appreciate the reddit links!