Can’t get to court if they murder you in the street

Is that the one that got entombed alive?

Female nipple. Male nipples are a-ok. 🙄

Well now I feel like I have to try them.

You mean like Giuliani?

An important addition to that, fold the paper towel in half, it absorbs additional water between the layers.

There’s ads on the Internet?

They certainly can, law enforcement isn’t a protected class. It might be bad for business, but nothing is stopping anyone from denying service to LEOs

This was my biggest miss too. The porn industry had predicted the winner in all of the previous format wars, so when it settled on HD-DVD I thought that was the end of it.

Oh there’s no plans to make them Americans. They’ll be made an unincorporated territory with no voting rights where the constitution doesn’t fully apply. Not that it applies much anymore anyway.

Dude, nostalgia rush. Thank you.

A hoard

She may not even complain. Look up the treatment for female hysteria.

Or remarkably good-looking?

It’s not so much that she’s thinking, it’s that the language that she’s parroting requires training oneself to doublethink to maintain the illusion that the Trump administration is anything but a tool of fascism.

Pretty good list, but why Target? Do I need to add another to my list?

You might want to have your ABS system repaired if it’s locking your brakes. It’s supposed to do the opposite and not allow them to lock. If the ABS is activating it’s because you’re not following your own advice and maintaining control. You’ve put yourself in a situation where the traction required to execute your stopping maneuver exceeds the traction available and it’s doing everything it can to save you from your poor decision. If you’re a professional performance driver, you might be able to beat ABS with threshold breaking, but that’s essentially what ABS is simulating. Get yourself some good snow tires and follow at a greater distance. No ABS needed.

Yet

You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life.