I dare you to use it for bios updates. Better don’t clensh your butt or you’ll brick your board

It’s a joke

Also it’s all fake anyway

Besser als das Pfand zu vergessen. Also ich meine mit dem Pfand dann an der Kasse zu stehen

What about YaST?

No, it’s just a foot rest

You mean the one that didn’t even do proper line endings until recently?

Opensuse already updated to 3.0rc some time ago

And all physics is just statistics

Isn’t it fascinating that most of the time things happen exactly as expected?

Ist das jetzt der Laschet oder der Pistorius. Ohne Brille kann ich die nicht auseinanderhalten

Pretty sure there isn’t any intelligence left in the us lol

If you do politics for the rich and powerful only and the wallstreet still goes downhill, you have seriously fucked up

Und nichts davon würde mit der afd besser werden. Warum wählen solche Leute nicht links?

You could also simply use firefox

Everytime when it says in a paper that they let the experiment rest for 72 hours, everyone knows they left it over the weekend

Disroot.org nextcloud

Words don’t have meanings any more

TBF Elon actually uncoverd a lot of corruption. Just not the way Trump thinks

He could tattoo “NAZI” on his forehead and some people will tell you that’s actually “IZVN” upside down