But why is it seven fishes?

But like, isn’t that your fucking job? ‘Nobody wants to work anymore!!’

I have been listening to that masterpiece of a soundtrack all week.

Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

I think about this all the time while commuting. I yearn so much to teach the drivers this one simple trick!

We have our own hissy sissy right now trying to ignore the 1 year old kitten brothers. Our long gone Orange stray took 14 years to sit on my lap, but then I got three years of constant lap attention. Cats are so stubborn.

I have not, does he suffer a silly or terrible fate? Or is he supposed to be better in that?

I tried to rewatch it and put my hate aside, but naw. He is just a roast beef on the screen instead of a man.

I cannot, for the life of me understand the appeal of Russell Crowe. Except I have no problem with his brutish density in L.A. Confidential.

I would recommend them unless you are likely to be offended by your beliefs being ridiculed. South Park really loves to make fun of EVERYONE for whom have a good enough premise. Some people really don’t have beliefs strong enough for scrutiny and get upset. If you can laugh at yourself in general, you will probably enjoy Southpark.

I just assume they couldn’t find any other living person who wants Maxwell to be pardoned.

Well said.

It’s from The Big Lebowski, the Jackie Treehorn scene.

Honestly, when I read stories like these I have started to root for a swift and sudden end to the world. It has begun to appear more palatable than the slow unraveling of society and boiling alive while thirsty.

Such a good book, I too went on a tear through his work after Fight Club and I think this and Choke are fighting for my top spot.

So much impact for so short a story. Great pick!

I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I will happily share my beans, but I guess it’s weird to just put beans in your neighbor’s bowl without their consent.

Still here, still trying to convince people to leave reddit, but some people won’t even leave twitter or facebook, so what are you gonna do? Lemmy has taught me to be happy with my beans.