Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.

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At this point I’m hoping that we can get him pissed off enough to essentially crowd source a stroke.

In the media, to avoid talking about the more serious shit.

On places like lemmy, because humor is a coping mechanism and it’s way easier to make jokes about this than the more serious shit.

That poor amoeba gonna fucking starve

In a biblical plague sort of way, perhaps

Honestly I’m pretty sure physics would do that for you if he tried; the initial plan for that thing included more presidents but the rock was deemed too unstable. And that was with, y’know, actual competent engineers, not whoever the fuck Rapey the Clown would hire for the project.

Tbf I think there’s a degree of correlation vs causation at play here. Career politicians who have been in office for literal decades are more likely to be out of touch with how the average person actually lives and newcomers are likely to skew younger.

What we need is fresh blood. The age of the actual politicians is more just a natural consequence of that than the goal.

Maybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.

AccuWeather warns that on Sunday, Washington looks like it will be hit with a “a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon,” in which “downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House.”

Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.

I gotchu, it’s Goodnight Nurse

The Kobayashi-I do

That’s as many as four 10s!

President Gomer

…I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I’m fully in favor of him giving it a go.

For HIV specifically it’s probably also a homophobic dogwhistle.

Similarly, I’m sure the chances of finding one where the new password is written on a post it stuck to the inside of the access door are also pretty high.