I poo at work

Oh, I’ve been cutting the visible mold off for years. Same applies to things like jam (jelly). Spoon out the mouldy bit, then crack on.

Should I be ded?

Bravo, sir.

It am

In yo ass

I hate the man with every fibre of my being. I’ve hated him since I was a youngster in the 80s. Just getting a bit tired of seeing your gif is all.

Yeh, we get it. Trump sucked a dick. The gif is getting old

That’s the game for them.

Many years ago an acquaintance of mine was a mechanic for a Formula 1 team owned by Bernie Ecclestone (Brabham F1 team for those in the know).

Bernie later went on to control the sport and remains a multi-billionaire to this day due to his somewhat shady business dealings.

Anyway, there was a race weekend at Monaco where behind the scenes Bernie was doing a deal with someone or other to sell a used Ferrari. The story goes that he colluded with Flavio Briatore (another shady F1 team owner) to manipulate the price of the car to screw the potential buyer out of a measly £5k or so.

The point was never the money, it was fucking over the other guy. You don’t get to accumulate such wealth without being a raging psycho/sociopath with the morals of a feral cat.

Same bro

In our house we have Cedric the Civic, Minnie the Mini, and Pedro the Polo.

This only works if the fine is bigger than the outstanding debt. Otherwise it’s just a cost of doing business that will get passed onto customers

Spoiler: it wont

Why can’t they use genetic engineering to make a tree that can absorb like 100x more CO2 than any other tree? Like, are they even trying?

Rapist is probably worse than a thief? Dude…

Moron here. “Huh?”

Delete this please

This, but for cotton wool.

Yup, they both got the cunt gene.

Bob Vylan are a two piece. Bobby Vylan and Bobbie Vylan are the members. Often referred to as the Bobs. They make music that references deep social injustice issues within the UK. Kind of a mix between punk and grime.

This is the way