hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

thanks, japan!

i’m still a lurker, i post less, and im practically a ghost on here. i’m winning and loving it. reddit w/o the problems

where do i sign?

related, but not the source we’re looking for https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/

democracy officers would be proud