I see I won’t be lifting my Texas travel ban anytime soon.

Only if the onion starts turning the frogs gay

I was really disappointed by that one. I’ve loved him since his first special but after taking blood money from the Saudis I just can’t watch anymore of his shit.

Notice that a lot of gop politicians end up having their kinks exposed. It’s all for show, it’s like Christian cosplay; these people are total heathens