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  • I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened here.

    The odds of finding the real culprit after they’ve already eluded capture for 5+ days are extremely low.

    Additionally, the evidence they supposedly found on him is extremely suspicious:

    1. An untraceable gun that he allegedly kept on him the entire time even though the shooter discarded everything else.
    2. A confession note that starts by talking about how much he respects the cops.

    That doesn’t just sound like the sort of thing that would be planted on him… that sounds like the sort of thing that would be planted on him by an idiot.

    Unless they have actual body cam footage of them catching him and finding the evidence, I have to assume he was framed.




  • I assume the highlighted region is meant to call out the fact that they’re claiming a metaphorical expression isn’t being used metaphorically.

    Yes, that’s incredibly stupid, and yes the entire letter is pro-hate propaganda.

    However, I think it’s important to also call out something else about the phrase “wiped of the map”…

    It’s an English language idiomatic expression.

    Idiomatic expressions are language specific.

    When you see a quote attributed to someone speaking Farsi, and it includes English idiomatic expressions, you can be fairly certain the translation is complete bullshit, and whoever created the translation is trying to manipulate you.





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    My stubborn position is that all fruits are vegetables.

    Anything that comes from a plant (vegetation) is a vegetable.

    EDIT: Reading up on the case, they apparently didn’t treat fruits and vegetables as disjoint sets but rather with fruits as a subset of vegetables. So far, so good…

    HOWEVER, they also apparently ruled that tomatoes don’t count as a fruit because they aren’t eaten for dessert…

    Wow… just… wow.












  • My first thought is that this entire article reads like a camouflaged press release from Meta.

    The source for the article seems to be an anonymous, internal leak, but those “leaks” are often from the company itself as a way to send a message while maintaining plausible deniability.

    My second thought is that they are grouping together wildly different types of infractions without saying how many people were guilty of each one. It’s possible that one person was committing outright fraud while everyone else was just accused of a minor technicality.

    Finally, the accusation of “pooling” funds seems like a big tell. That’s what you should want the employees to do to save the company money. Without specific details about why that was wrong this sounds more like a gotcha than a legitimate reason to fire someone.

    All of these together make this article seem like a way of scaring employees into resigning so they can cut the workforce without being subject to WARN act requirements.