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You have paid for Minecraft once, there is nothing immoral about pirating it now.

She’s a long sandwich???

“-… and I’ll wag my tail and go woof :3”

In some sense, Powerwolf. The only concert I ever went to, I was really surprised to learn that apparently I hate concerts and will never go to one again.

(( Erzählt dem Brudi nicht dass in jedem Bewerbungsgespräch entweder nach der Bernoulliformel oder der literarischen Analyse von Kafkas Verwandlung gefragt wird ))

Nono, it feeds me comfortably, I’m just really into saving up since I want to own an apartment one day and I’d definitely be annoyed at having to feed an extra person with no prior notice.

We’d get along fine, but feeding two people on one salary will definitely be annoying (my job has a non-competition clause where I can’t pick up a second job in the same field), and getting enough adhd meds for the both of us will be impossible due to strict regulations here.

One of us still could bring value to the household by being the designated bangmaid though

Yup, it’s best to avoid Californian Almonds. Luckily there are brands like Alpro who commit to sourcing their Almonds from Spain and Italy instead

Colloquially, the word “robot” always implies a certain amount of anthropomorphism. So no, I don’t think a vibrator would count, as basically no vibrators on the market try to look human-like.

But that definitely is a weird difference between male and female sexuality - the sex toys women buy most are the very effective and utilitarian ones: Vibrator wands, Rabbits, Air pulse Vibrators etc.

While the most popular tools for men tend to focus on “realism”(?): Fleshlights, Sex Dolls, things like VR and POV porn. And I guess sex robots would fall into that category too in the future.

I can absolutely see the weirdness-factor of someone who is desperately trying to emulate a partner rather than just accept masturbation as a solo activity and optimize it from there 😬

About 72 per cent of Deutsche Bahn’s intercity trains arrived within 10 minutes of their scheduled arrival time in the year to January 2025,[…]

Fun fact! I’m not sure if it was done here, but almost any time DB calculates a statistic like that, they don’t count the trains that didn’t arrive at all as unpunctual. So if a train is completely cancelled, it’s technically “on time” because the predicted time is “never”

The forgotten coffee problem was my main reason for switching to oatmilk. If it stands around uncooled with cow milk for too long it grosses me out, but oatmilk isn’t as volatile so I don’t mind drinking yesterday’s coffee.

I crammed out my old VR headset! Apparently I bought a Quest 1 in like 2019/2020 but never touched it again after Cave Digger VR gave me horrible motion sickness once.

Got Minecraft set up on it and now I’m slowly playing through a world! Weirdly, Motion sickness is not an issue at all now, even with all the movement options set to full speed. I can even drive a boat on ice, and that makes me nauseous in normal-screen Minecraft sometimes lol

Pushing directly to main on a friday at 6pm ☺️

Erfinder der Typ 3 Diabetes ✨

I almost missed picking up my meds yesterday because I was playing Minecraft VR … took like 2 hours between realizing I need to go pick them up and tearing off the headset and only half-turning everything off, because I got caught in wanting to turn the game off in a state where I’d remember what I was working on, so I had to return home, and then I had to fix a machine I was tinkering with, and then my crops were ready so I had to pick them, and then a trader wandered in and I wanted something before he disappeard so I had to scrape up money…

Sure, I’ll snap a few if Revy wants to hang out with me tonight! :)

I always refill my snake’s water dish with cold (so like 10°C) water, just so that she has the option to drink it cold if she wants to, or wait for it to get to room temperature.

Usually, she just goes up to the fresh water, tongue flicks on the surface, then ignores it for several hours. No idea if that means that she doesn’t like it cold. She could just be not thirsty at all but intrigued by the dish moving back into her space (I always change it while she’s looking, so that she knows what’s going on and isn’t startled by me moving it in or out).

Sooo… where do we go after stage 3? The meds just make me nap a lot :(

Even better, imagine being a 35-year old streamer with a kid, and other parents at the preschool ask you about your job.

(Spoiler: some really good anecdotes come from that, see Northernlion)