Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

My ass walking into school with bangs shaped like ∩ because my mom got a crazy idea

Me not wanting to go to work for my employer ever again

150$

People are great until you put them in a car.

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Two things protect me

From the menace at the wheel

For which there’s no substitution

Give me concrete and steel

🚲

Concrete and steel

g = 10 m/s^2