Spykee

Send me noods.

You shower naked?
You slut!

…and I thought I’m the only man with dreams.

Absolutely. That’s why they spend their early years in huge barns.

Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.

Brah, I don’t even close the toilet door when I poop if there’s nobody in the house.
Yes, I am disgusting. Thank you for noticing.

I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.

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All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That’s your fun thing & then you produce “things” out of your body that you wipe off.

Not saying I don’t do it, but you do it too.

War-Chest-Hair Sauce … Werk-hamster-shire Sauce … Wash-your-sister Sauce … What’s-this-here Sauce … Wister-Sheer Sauce … … …

Yeah. Fucking nailed it!

People telling me to stay clear of the elusive yellow snow, I know you all want to keep the special whiskey sour recipe a secret. But I know and you cannot keep me away from it.

…and…and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you’re as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I’d no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

*cries with tears only in one eye.

Because it represents their company’s board of directors. Assholes. Every single one of them.

Kellogg’s Cereal

Going through this right now. I cannot explain this feeling.