I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

what does this say about me 😳

Sounds like a mouthful

I actually don’t know what I’m into more, a short queen who I could just put in my pocket, or a tall Amazon gf to help me reach the top shelf

relatable

Gorillas can’t melt steel beams

Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help

It’s rated for Gluck Gluck 3000 watt

OLED burn in isn’t an issue because you can replace the screen inexpensively if it does burn, and I’ve never heard of burn in on an OLED SD. Can keep the screen off anyway because it’s too small to be of use on a desk.

Burn in is a problem on stuff like OLED tvs because your options are to warranty or chuck the tv and get a new one if it burns. Steam deck is repairable.

LinusTechTips wants to know your location

I recommended my little brother get a steam deck and dock because it was within his budget, a gaming PC was not. He’s had an absolute blast and been able to play every game he’s wanted to. Mouse and keyboard and display work fine.

Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is goated

Dude is a GTA V side character for real

That’s hot tho

One day he was locked out of the house and forgot his keys and in his frustration kicked the door but not so hard as to cause damage, and inexplicably the lock bumped open

what kind of hood rat nickname is key bump jones

I was one ikea shark away from a double femboy, but luckily I’m just furry adjacent

I feel attacked

I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

It’s the organ theft that really gets me going, nothing turns me on like grabbing your liver and making a run for it

Vita would have been goated if they had waited a few years and included a 5G data plan with PlayStation Plus on it